I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.

Venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.

I can, and do, walk the street. No one bothers me or anything, because most people wouldn't know who I am.

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

A lot of people say, "What's the worst part about being an actor?" And the worst part is that you're not a musician.

There's a very specific thing you can do to get in magazines. I'm much happier to just show up and do the job. I haven't taken the active approach to making myself a star. I haven't been in a blockbuster.