My sense of stand up comedy would be so esoteric.

A lot of people say, "What's the worst part about being an actor?" And the worst part is that you're not a musician.

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.

I'm sure that my wanting to be an actor had to do with a need for approval.

Theater is the most enriching and thrilling thing to do as an actor.

Sometimes you read a script and it's like, "You'll improv and this is just a blueprint of what the scene could be," and that's never a good sign. And it's never encouraging as an actor to take that on, really.