At my core, I'm a Midwesterner.

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

A lot of people say, "What's the worst part about being an actor?" And the worst part is that you're not a musician.

Nothing is ever cut-and-dried. There's anguish behind everything.

My sense of stand up comedy would be so esoteric.

We all have different sides of our personalities, so I'd love to play some more different parts too.