I talk to a lot of librarians, and there's always a steady drumbeat of how libraries are places of community. But a lot of them have also recently - and just in the nick of time - refurbished, because during this economic downturn, people have a tendency to borrow instead of buy.

I'll probably never have children because I don't believe in touching people for any reason.

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.

There are really only so many foods and so many ways you can prepare them.

I got my dog three years ago because I was drunk in a pet store. We had nine cats at the time. The cats started hiding the alcohol after that.

The definition of adulthood is that you want to sleep.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.