I used to work at The International House of Pancakes. It was a dream, and I made it happen.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

You know, in politics when you come in third, it's a win.

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise.

I only do two things in my life, and that's take care of my kids and work. Fortunately, these are my favorite things to do, so it works out.

I got my dog three years ago because I was drunk in a pet store. We had nine cats at the time. The cats started hiding the alcohol after that.

I love key lime pie, although it's never made the proper way.