I once worked in a pub. I couldn't add up to save my life, but I could pull the pints.

I don't think I spoil my kids, I'm fairly responsible.

I once worked in a pub. I couldn't add up to save my life, but I could pull the pints.

It would be interesting to go to Buckingham Palace. I'd just like to see what goes on - I'm not bothered about hearing any political chat.

Do I know my lines? As I'm getting older, they're getting harder to learn. The old brain cells are deteriorating.

I'm not a fan of maggots. I could never do that I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!

I could be a dray man delivering the beer, maybe. If they could wangle some cockney in, that would be great.