Miami’s like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So we’re gonna spend a lot of time at the beach.

There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.

I heart Jewish girls... oh my God.

Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!

Before Jersey Shore, I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs.

Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula.