I heart Jewish girls... oh my God.
My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off & go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150mph on the highway on a street bike it doesn't move! What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop?
I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.
There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.
I will do Dancing with the Stars when my career dips.
I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.