Before Jersey Shore, I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs.

In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids.

I travel every single day, but I make it a point to hit the gym. I want to look good for the summer.

I heart Jewish girls... oh my God.

You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.

I will do Dancing with the Stars when my career dips.

I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.