There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

Miami’s like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So we’re gonna spend a lot of time at the beach.

In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids.

Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!

You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.

You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.