My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.
You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.
Before Jersey Shore, I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs.
There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.
My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motocycleproof. I'm not sure if my hair's bulletproof I'm not willin' to try that.
I will do Dancing with the Stars when my career dips.