My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off & go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150mph on the highway on a street bike it doesn't move! What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop?

My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.

You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

Before Jersey Shore, I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs.

There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motocycleproof. I'm not sure if my hair's bulletproof I'm not willin' to try that.

I will do Dancing with the Stars when my career dips.