My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motocycleproof. I'm not sure if my hair's bulletproof I'm not willin' to try that.

Before Jersey Shore, I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs.

My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off & go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150mph on the highway on a street bike it doesn't move! What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop?

There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

I love being on tour and having my own tour bus.

This is the biggest night of my entire life and everybody's career rides on my DJ set

You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.