Miami’s like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So we’re gonna spend a lot of time at the beach.
There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.
You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.
In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids.
I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.
This is the biggest night of my entire life and everybody's career rides on my DJ set