You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

Miami’s like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So we’re gonna spend a lot of time at the beach.

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.

I will do Dancing with the Stars when my career dips.

My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.

I heart Jewish girls... oh my God.