You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

Being called Angelina is like one of the worst things you could ever be called.

Miami’s like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So we’re gonna spend a lot of time at the beach.

The Situation's style is like super obnoxiously aggressive.

I love being on tour and having my own tour bus.

I heart Jewish girls... oh my God.

In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids.