I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know?

Physically, my character is stronger than him which is totally unrealistic, ... Because in reality he can ... kill me. I think it has a lot to do with (him being) the youngest of all of his brothers, and I think he got beat up a lot.

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me.

I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I want to do a new show. I want to have a different famous face.

When I shot the movie, I wasn't gonna think about anything except for being the biggest knucklehead in the world.

I giggle when I put myself down. It's just funny to me.

"Entourage" is a staple LA-based show and people say it's pretty real and I thought it was. It's an exaggeration of the truth.