The Comedy Store attracts all types of people, growing up I was able to meet them all.

When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did.

I miss that process of getting the script and reading it and working on it. Every actor has their own way of memorizing their lines, and the whole process of starting to work with the other actors and the director, and doing rehearsals, and going to the location, and going through wardrobe.

Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.

I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy.

Son-In-Law was kind of my crossover. It was the movie that brought me out of the MTV audience into the mainstream.

Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.