There's a lot of people out there who didn't like my style of comedy.

My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.

I think you gotta look at stuff half-full as opposed to half-empty.

Find something that you want to do when you're 60. Find your passion. Your passion, your work, whatever it is that you want to do. Find something that you would do, even if you didn't get paid. Whether it's an art or whether is something that you're passionate about.

I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know?

My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic.

America's Most Wanted? I love it when there's a guy in the back seat pounding his head on the plexiglas. That to me is the best.