I become friends with people in each city who can show me around. Like if someone came to Los Angeles they wouldn't really know where to go, so they'd have to call me up and then I'd show them around.

That's the biggest rule in Hollywood: Don't spend your own money.

Well, the best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period. When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there are 50 other people involved. And it's hard, man. They brainwash you to think you're doing the right thing.

There's a lot of people out there who didn't like my style of comedy.

Son-In-Law was kind of my crossover. It was the movie that brought me out of the MTV audience into the mainstream.

When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did.

As an artist, what you do is you put out material constantly. Whether it's films, or TV shows, music... and you know, you hope people respond to it. You always have to know, as well, that not everybody's gonna like it. And that's okay. It's not for everyone. It's just for the crusty nugs.