Well, the best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period. When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there are 50 other people involved. And it's hard, man. They brainwash you to think you're doing the right thing.

I'm definitely a lot more comfortable now in my 40s than in my 30s - that's for sure.

Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.

There's a lot of people out there who didn't like my style of comedy.

I never got into The Jetsons too much.

I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I want to do a new show. I want to have a different famous face.

Small towns seem to appreciate things a little bit more. They're less jaded and they're more kind of authentic and more themselves and they don't care as much.