My 20s were a time where I made it; my 30s were when I was away, confused, and trying to figure it all out.

My life's like a big tour. It's cool, I'm still semi-young. I'm not too old yet where it's like, "I hate the road!" As long as I'm not anywhere for too long. I like to keep moving.

I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy.

I'm not used to getting good reviews.

You'd think when you saw my old MTV stuff that I was always drunk and high and all that stuff. I wasn't.

When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did.

I want to do an 'Extreme Makeover' show. You know that MTV show 'I Want To Have A Famous Face'? Well, I want to do a new show. I want to have a different famous face.