I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy.

I'm Jewish. I've always had a thing where it's okay to dance with the devil, just don't become the devil.

America's Most Wanted? I love it when there's a guy in the back seat pounding his head on the plexiglas. That to me is the best.

I think as a standup performer you have to feel the audience. So the audience kind of dictates what they get, you know?

You don't have to be inspired by comedians. You have to be inspired by things that are real, whether it's music, comedy...a movie - that should inspire you.

Son-In-Law was kind of my crossover. It was the movie that brought me out of the MTV audience into the mainstream.

My belief is guns don't kill people, people kill people.