What most of us are after, when we have a picture taken, is a good natural-looking picture that doesn't resemble us.

There are worse things than being fat, and one of them is worrying about it all the time.

This is your dividing line, by the way, between child and nonchild - when the first trouble happens that Mama can't fix.

The subject of men and women is absolutely fraught with sex, which is as it should be.

Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.

Like a chastity belt, the package tour keeps you out of mischief but a bit restive for wondering what you missed.

It is important to remember that these are your Declining Years, in which you can jolly well decline to do what you don't feel like doing, unless not doing it would make you feel worse than doing it.