One's travel life is basically as incommunicable as his sex life is.
The subject of men and women is absolutely fraught with sex, which is as it should be.
... I've never found anything whatsoever that is as easy to do the right way as the wrong way, and if there is such a thing I would like to know about it.
Like a chastity belt, the package tour keeps you out of mischief but a bit restive for wondering what you missed.
When you're little, time stretches obligingly, and vacation is forever.
... parents embarrass their children probably more than the other way around. I don't know why we should blush so hard for our parents -- we didn't rear them -- and yet we do.