Drinking: something to do while getting drunk.
There are worse things than being fat, and one of them is worrying about it all the time.
travel never made a bore interesting; it only makes for a well-traveled bore, in the same way coffee makes for a wide-awake drunk. In fact, the more a bore travels, the worse he gets. The only advantage in it for his friends and family is that he isn't home as much.
People will admit to arson and mayhem sooner than no sense of humor.
The subject of men and women is absolutely fraught with sex, which is as it should be.
This wild emaciated look appeals to some women, though not to many men, who are seldom seen pinning up a Vogue illustration in a machine shop.