How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do.

I'm not greedy. I have love, blue skies, rainbows and Hallmark cards and that has to be enough. It has to be enough, but it's everything in the world and everything in the world is plenty for me. It seems just rude to beg the invisible for more.

We aren't people who believe that just because we're performers our opinions on everything need to be known.

Magic is the Special Olympics of entertainment.

I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when my mom turned 55. For 1955, she was a very old mom.

I came to magic absolutely hating magic on a very, very deep level.

Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.