How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do.

If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it's the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order.

I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.

You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right.

Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating.

Having a Hummer is stupid. It's stupid to waste that much gas. It's stupid to waste that much money on gas. It's stupid to parade your insecurities on public roads. Hummers are stupid-looking.

I have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers.