There are two things that have been true throughout history in big hunks. You can find differences in ten years, but in 50 year hunks, 100 years hunks, you'll find two things to be true. One, the world is always getting better. Two, people always think it's getting worse.

The characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.

I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself.

Luck is statistics taken personally.

Tolerance is you saying something crazy and me smiling and saying, 'That's nice.'

Everybody is designing magic iPhone apps that do things that are really, really beautiful, but a really important thing about magic is that the gimmick has to be ugly.