There are two things that have been true throughout history in big hunks. You can find differences in ten years, but in 50 year hunks, 100 years hunks, you'll find two things to be true. One, the world is always getting better. Two, people always think it's getting worse.

Charities are really good. To a certain extent, the ones you pick are arbitrary.

If there's something you really want to believe, that's what you should question the most.

God works in mysterious, inefficient, and breathtakingly cruel ways

World War II proves there's no God.

Every day, TV, newspapers, and the Internet bombard us with a message that we're destroying the earth. Ice caps are melting, rivers are dying, polar bears are drowning, and trees are doing something.

I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.