You can't stop insane people from doing insane things with insane laws. That's insane!

Luck is statistics taken personally.

Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-O, and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have.

I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association.

It wasn't success, because Teller and I, by the time Asparagus Valley got together - within a year, we had achieved all our goals. I mean, our goal was to earn our living doing exactly what we wanted. Which is many people's goal.

My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer.

Counterintuitive actions prove we can trust real knowledge and do the opposite of what we feel makes sense.