The medium is not the message - the message is the message.

You can't believe how pro gay and pro freedom of speech I am. I'm way out beyond anyone on the Left.

My love of computers, besides being practical, is very direct and visceral. I love the way things look on the screen.

The first thing I said to myself on 9/11 was, 'There go our civil rights.' I found out by comparing notes later that George Carlin and I both said that at the exact same time. That's the first thing that popped into our head.

I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.

If I were trying to avoid embarrassment, I wouldn't have stumbled my way through 'Dancing with the Stars.'

If there's something you really want to believe, that's what you should question the most.