World War II proves there's no God.

I believe in individual rights so much that I don't like any sort of 'what's good for the cause'-type questions.

For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show.

Jay-Z, he knows precisely who he's going for - 14-year-old white suburban girls.

I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.

When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing.

Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby.