If there's something you really want to believe, that's what you should question the most.

When you tell other people to do stuff they don't know how to do, they tend to freak out.

I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association.

Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don't have to do push-ups.

Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.

Having a Hummer is stupid. It's stupid to waste that much gas. It's stupid to waste that much money on gas. It's stupid to parade your insecurities on public roads. Hummers are stupid-looking.

If you've gotten yourself into a situation when Clay Aiken is going to talk about his feelings with you, it's time to kill yourself.