Having a Hummer is stupid. It's stupid to waste that much gas. It's stupid to waste that much money on gas. It's stupid to parade your insecurities on public roads. Hummers are stupid-looking.

I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.

Juggling is very, very straightforward; very, very black and white; you're manipulating objects, not people. And that's always appealed to me.

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'

My parents were teetotalers and my grandparents were - it's all the way back. It's New English puritanical tradition.

Read everything and be kind.

How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do.