The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things.

To drive a car in rural America is freedom. Before I had a car, I'd never seen a rock and roll show, I'd never seen a comic or a show.

Mentally ill people come from all belief systems.

There are performers who have built their whole career doing magic on TV and can't really perform live at all - don't really have jobs and skills.

When you're watching Psycho, there' s that moment when you have a visceral reaction to watching someone being stabbed. And then you have the intellectual revelation that you're not, and that's where the celebration comes in.

I have no evidence that libertarianism leads to a better life. I just think it is morally right.

The only place we were really told to tone it down - where other people would use the word censorship, but I wouldn't - was when we did MTV right after the Beavis and Butt-head thing.