The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things.

You don't have freedom unless you have the freedom to do stupid self-destructive things.

Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to.

Technology adds nothing to art.

Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things.

Trey Parker did 'Book of Mormon.' It's the best Broadway show I've ever seen. He does 'South Park.' It's wonderful.

Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him.