Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him.

That whole 99% thing, they are all in the 1% of the world. Every one of them pays a cellphone bill that is the yearly income for a family in much of the rest of the world.

One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality.

To drive a car in rural America is freedom. Before I had a car, I'd never seen a rock and roll show, I'd never seen a comic or a show.

Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that's available.

We all have friends we love dearly that couldn't pass for human in a strict Turing test.

In music, if you hit a wrong note, people forgive you. In magic when something goes wrong, the entire art is destroyed.