We all used to collect baseball cards that came with bubble gum. You could never get the smell of gum off your cards, but you kept your Yankees cards pristine.

You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know?

My family is well, and that's what's important.

Do whatever you can that doesn't compromise your morals.

Next to sex my favorite thing is laughing - it's part of sex. Make me laugh - I'll love you.

Movie stars are insecure like everyone else. Thats why they go into acting!

My mother was pretty nuts, but she was also a character.