The lowest form of barbarism is smugly to berate someone for extending an act of kindness.
Fashion is the art of making the unimportant indispensable.
Still water does not only run deep. It runs dangerously.
I prefer the "tackiest" person in the world to the stylish person who has no tact.
Gays feel about popularity the same way teenage girls do. Is it that we really want friends we can count on, or do we just want guys around us whom we can share our curlers with?
Oscar Wilde said that the gods punish us in two ways: first, they don't give us what we want, then, they do. He forgot the third way: we finally see the cost of getting it.