If you've been taught to keep every part of you to yourself, don't expect people to come knocking on your door to run their hands over the choice parts-either for your pleasure or theirs.

Although computers allow people to talk at the speed of light, no one talks that fast.

Eat without the TV going on. Learn to appreciate food with only the entertainment of conversation-yours and someone else's.

If you've been taught to keep every part of you to yourself, don't expect people to come knocking on your door to run their hands over the choice parts-either for your pleasure or theirs.

Gays feel about popularity the same way teenage girls do. Is it that we really want friends we can count on, or do we just want guys around us whom we can share our curlers with?

The lowest form of barbarism is smugly to berate someone for extending an act of kindness.

The god that you dispense with today, will come back as a demon tomorrow.