If you've been taught to keep every part of you to yourself, don't expect people to come knocking on your door to run their hands over the choice parts-either for your pleasure or theirs.

Eat without the TV going on. Learn to appreciate food with only the entertainment of conversation-yours and someone else's.

The most wonderful revenge you can have is by dumping an attractive, vacant man for an uglier one. That way all of his friends can scratch their heads, and for the next year or so wonder why.

The lowest form of barbarism is smugly to berate someone for extending an act of kindness.

Start a conversation with someone with whom you have "nothing in common" and no possibility of scoring with, networking with, or even seeing again. In other words, a conversation just for the civilized hell of it.

To extend oneself does not necessarily mean to have an erection.

There are two things in life that money cannot buy: health and happiness. Aside from that, it does an excellent job.