I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement.

It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.

I think that the most important thing to me is fans. Without the viewers, without the fans, we have nothing. So I think the fans are awfully important.

If you have someone equal in ability to me I will beat him every time because I will try harder.

I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement.

Sure I do, and if someone paid you six-thousand dollars a game, you'd have fun as well.

Singles hitters drive Fords. Home-run hitters drive Cadillacs.