You know, baseball's not stupid. Baseball does what the fans want, usually.
A hitter's impatience is the pitcher's biggest advantage.
The manager of a team is like a stagecoach, he can't move unless he has the horses.
With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.
Sure I do, and if someone paid you six-thousand dollars a game, you'd have fun as well.
I told him (Pete Rose, Jr.) who to watch. I said if you want to be a catcher, watch Johnny Bench. If you want to be a right-handed power hitter, watch Mike Schmidt. If you just want to be a hitter, watch me.