If you aren't just a little depressed, then you aren't paying very much attention to what's going on in the world.

What are you looking at?” she asks. What am I looking at? My future wife? The mother of my children? The person I was put on this earth to find? Yes.

It was the single best sexual encounter I've ever had. We were in the Soho Grand Hotel, and there was a mirror, and I was like, 'Oh my God, you're banging the girl of your dreams and you're watching it right now.'

there’s really nowhere else I can go, and even if there were, it wouldn’t make a difference because I’d just be running from myself, and you can’t do that no matter how hard you try, and trying hard is what got you in this predicament in the first place.

I'm a bit of a tease. I'd make out with a lot of people but not go beyond that.

And there are people that will stand in your corner and convince you to stand up for another round no matter what.

If you aren't just a little depressed, then you aren't paying very much attention to what's going on in the world.