If you aren't just a little depressed, then you aren't paying very much attention to what's going on in the world.

I think everyone should go crazy at least once in their life. I don't think you've truly lived until you've thought about killing yourself.

It wasn’t me! Look at how little I am. I’m a little guy.

The hardest part of watching someone watching me is making it appear that I'm not watching.

What are you looking at?” she asks. What am I looking at? My future wife? The mother of my children? The person I was put on this earth to find? Yes.

(before playing Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet) I couldn't really come up with a short way to sum up this song, but I was watching the movie 'Adaptation' the other day and this sort of sums it up in my head. You are not who loves you. You are who you love. Always remember that.

Being surrounded by six Brendons is so not fun.