He felt like the last bullet in a gun meant for revenge, sealed with a kiss.

I’m not just taking trips down memory lane; I’m broken down on it.

What are you looking at?” she asks. What am I looking at? My future wife? The mother of my children? The person I was put on this earth to find? Yes.

I'm an insomniac, my mind works the night shift.

If Jessica [Simpson] looks hot in something, I can definitely tell her that. But for me, out of the entire Simpson family, and out of all the Simpsons on the planet, and all the girls in the universe, the hottest one is the one I married. She could be sitting there in a pair of sweatpants and she beats out any girl in Maxim.

I was a superlate bloomer, and I was kind of a prude. I always wanted to be able to keep the number of people I've had sex with very low, because I never wanted to have to tell my future wife, "Oh, yeah, I was with 30 people."

Always bet on yourself, no matter what the odds are. It means more to be in the race than watching the victory lap from the stands.