We're just like a movie based on a book-- almost, but not quite as good.

If you aren't just a little depressed, then you aren't paying very much attention to what's going on in the world.

I've always believed in God. I'm just not so sure he believes in me.

If Jessica [Simpson] looks hot in something, I can definitely tell her that. But for me, out of the entire Simpson family, and out of all the Simpsons on the planet, and all the girls in the universe, the hottest one is the one I married. She could be sitting there in a pair of sweatpants and she beats out any girl in Maxim.

(before playing Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet) I couldn't really come up with a short way to sum up this song, but I was watching the movie 'Adaptation' the other day and this sort of sums it up in my head. You are not who loves you. You are who you love. Always remember that.

It takes knowledge to know something. It takes guts to do what you know.

He hugged her tight, mixing their tears to be bottled and fermented, so they could be drunk on each other when this was all over.