The hardest part of watching someone watching me is making it appear that I'm not watching.

But you couldn’t touch this kid right now, bullets would have dodged him.

He hugged her tight, mixing their tears to be bottled and fermented, so they could be drunk on each other when this was all over.

there’s really nowhere else I can go, and even if there were, it wouldn’t make a difference because I’d just be running from myself, and you can’t do that no matter how hard you try, and trying hard is what got you in this predicament in the first place.

It wasn’t me! Look at how little I am. I’m a little guy.

I'm not a real big fan of penises. Like my own, whenever I look at it, I just don't find anything attractive about it. I can't believe girls are into it. It blows my mind a little bit.

You are what you love, not who loves you.