Fear owns me because I let it. Because I obsess over it, name it, raise it, and nurture it to become perfect. It is one of the few things in my life that I can control.

Let’s just make it through tonight, worry about the rest later.

The hardest part of watching someone watching me is making it appear that I'm not watching.

Underwear. It's like a god damned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked.

I'm not a real big fan of penises. Like my own, whenever I look at it, I just don't find anything attractive about it. I can't believe girls are into it. It blows my mind a little bit.

(before playing Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet) I couldn't really come up with a short way to sum up this song, but I was watching the movie 'Adaptation' the other day and this sort of sums it up in my head. You are not who loves you. You are who you love. Always remember that.

The Worst part of acting like a jerk isn't when you're doing it. Its when you realize you were.