I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock every morning.

The trouble with treating people as equals is that the first thing you know they may be doing the same thing to you.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three or four days till the condition clears up.

Time heals nothing — which should make us the better able to minister.

Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the direction he came.

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.