Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.

We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough, but nothing says we have to like each other.

Exercise is an unnatural act.

I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.

If there's anything I hate it's the word humorist-I feel like countering with the word seriousist.

This human nature is shabby stuff, as you may know from introspection.

Love's blindness consists oftener in seeing what is not there than in seeing what is.