There are times when breakfast seems the one thing worth getting up for.
A politician is a man who can be verbose in fewer words than anyone else.
How do you expect mankind to be happy in pairs when it is miserable separately?
Look at it this way: Psychoanalysis is a permanent fad.
The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.