We know the human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.
Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.
Try the Lamentations of Jeremiah. They always pick me up.
When I see a paragraph shrinking under my eyes like a strip of bacon in a skillet, I know I'm on the right track.
Exercise is an unnatural act.
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff - it is a palliative rather than a remedy.