How do you expect mankind to be happy in pairs when it is miserable separately?

Rather than waste precious time arguing, I went up and started serving my "sentence" without delay. It was usually about an hour for epigrams; somewhat longer for a paradox.

I tried to write worse but it was no good; my generalizations came out as before, each more exquisite than the last. I grew discouraged.

We know the human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.

Do you believe in astrology? -I don't even believe in astronomy.

Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff - it is a palliative rather than a remedy.

There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.