I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.
Man is vile, I know, but people are wonderful.
Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.
We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough, but nothing says we have to like each other.
The trouble with treating people as equals is that the first thing you know they may be doing the same thing to you.
Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week. Then once a day for another week. Then once every three or four days till the condition clears up.