Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.
We know the human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
We are nothing but a string of gut on a stick of bone riding this piece of astral soot for one piteous splinter of eternity.
I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.
Are you pro- or anti-macassar?