Why is the awfulness of families such a popular reason for starting another?

I tried to write worse but it was no good; my generalizations came out as before, each more exquisite than the last. I grew discouraged.

There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.

I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.

Mrs Thicknesse and I agreed that a business of his own was probably the only solution for him because he was obviously unemployable.

If there's anything I hate it's the word humorist-I feel like countering with the word seriousist.

Life is a zoo in a jungle.