I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.

I wondered whether any woman could be happy with a man who says 'folderol'.

Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.

Anyone informed that the universe is expanding and contracting in pulsations of eighty billion years has a right to ask. What's in it for me?

The trouble with treating people as equals is that the first thing you know they may be doing the same thing to you.

There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.